June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
6 posts
do you ever go back and look at guys you were in...
sade:
and then vomit violently
ALL THE TIME. Ugh teenage hormones.
April 2011
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
4 posts
August 2010
58 posts
Honey I Shrunk The Kids role-playing partner... →
I like my first attempt, but I want to add more and actually send it to this person. I have a feeling this is going to be a good Monday at work.
ajayne:
Anna’s ficticious response:
I’m pouring milk on you. I went with the skim milk today over the 2%, as I’ve been trying to watch my figure for my upcoming role in The Flintstones, playing Fred’s sidekick Barney. I’m pouring the milk slowly,...
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2010/august/14... →
I hope this dude was found/arrested at night, otherwise the black face paint is doing the opposite of what it’s probably intended for.
2 tags
15 Manliest Smells in the World →
I have no idea what “gun cleaning solvent” smells like, but I agree with the others. I absolutely love the smell of shoe polish. I walk (out of my way) by a shoe repair shop on a regular basis just so I can get a whiff of shoe polish and leather.
“If ladies wants to build a muffin top out of pizza and booze and still get laid,...”
– A comment in response to “Can Julia Roberts Make Muffin Top Happen?” [The Cut] (via themidwasteland) (via klurr)
<3 chicago
blago.
the jury deliberated for 2 weeks and only reached a verdict on ONE of 24 counts? Neat.
In related news, it’s going to be a media zoo when I leave work in a minute seeing as I work across the street from the courthouse.
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to... →
“4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend...
serious question: do bidets have warm or cold water?
I’m totally going to start singing it this way.
idontgetrunnershigh:
themattsmith:
boggle:
Could we pretend that airplanes in the night skies are like candy bars?
I could really use a Twix right now.
