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I'm 27. I live in Chicago. I like ramen noodles, especially those of the chicken flavored variety. I'm addicted to Asian nail care, caffeine and DVR. And for $13 I'll be a macadamia nut.

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9 June 11
yes, please.

yes, please.

(Source: mrharristweed)

Reblogged: mrharristweed

3 June 11
oh my gosh, this is GORGEOUS.
azulskies:

happy friday!

oh my gosh, this is GORGEOUS.

azulskies:

happy friday!

Reblogged: azulskies

2 June 11
this is rad. It can’t cost too much, can it? you could fake it by building a frame out of cheap wood and then making a lego facade.
ajayne:

How much do you think it costs to build this? Our place needs a bar and it might as well be a lego one!

this is rad. It can’t cost too much, can it? you could fake it by building a frame out of cheap wood and then making a lego facade.

ajayne:

How much do you think it costs to build this? Our place needs a bar and it might as well be a lego one!

Reblogged: ajayne

26 May 11

do you ever go back and look at guys you were in love with in high school

sade:

and then vomit violently 

ALL THE TIME. Ugh teenage hormones.

Reblogged: sade

Posted: 3:48 PM
cheatsheet:


Some pictures say a thousand words. This one just says two: No Touching.

No better caption.
via

cheatsheet:

Some pictures say a thousand words. This one just says two: No Touching.

No better caption.

via

Reblogged: technipol

Posted: 3:45 PM
This annoys me not because I don’t believe it, but because I bet Tyra would sound SO ANNOYING if she expressed with aloud.

This annoys me not because I don’t believe it, but because I bet Tyra would sound SO ANNOYING if she expressed with aloud.

Reblogged: sade

6 May 11
johnnyminardi:

fueledbyramen:

Help our pals in Empires (featuring Tom Conrad formerly of The Academy Is…) to become the first unsigned band on the cover of Rolling Stone! Click HERE and rate them 5 stars to help them get to the final two!

Do this please!

johnnyminardi:

fueledbyramen:

Help our pals in Empires (featuring Tom Conrad formerly of The Academy Is…) to become the first unsigned band on the cover of Rolling Stone! Click HERE and rate them 5 stars to help them get to the final two!

Do this please!

Reblogged: johnnyminardi

2 May 11
technipol:

thedailywhat:

A Farewell To Facial Hair of the Day: After 9/11, Gary Weddle, a middle school science teacher from East Wenatchee, Washington, vowed to go unshaven until Osama bin Laden was either captured or killed.
According to The Daily Astorian, Weddle was tending to his garden when he received a call from a colleague informing him that bin Laden was dead. “Weddle wasted no time finding scissors and razors,” The Daily Astorian writes. “He cut the beard and was shaving the stubble even before President Obama addressed the nation about bin Laden’s demise.”
The momentous occasion gave Weddle’s wife Donita a reason to celebrate. Or, at least, another reason. “He looks 10 years younger,” she told The Daily Astorian. “It’s a very happy moment for us. It’s a very happy moment for the whole nation.”
[tda / tdb / image: mediaite.]

What a coincidence that his beard ended up looking like Osama’s.

technipol:

thedailywhat:

A Farewell To Facial Hair of the Day: After 9/11, Gary Weddle, a middle school science teacher from East Wenatchee, Washington, vowed to go unshaven until Osama bin Laden was either captured or killed.

According to The Daily Astorian, Weddle was tending to his garden when he received a call from a colleague informing him that bin Laden was dead. “Weddle wasted no time finding scissors and razors,” The Daily Astorian writes. “He cut the beard and was shaving the stubble even before President Obama addressed the nation about bin Laden’s demise.”

The momentous occasion gave Weddle’s wife Donita a reason to celebrate. Or, at least, another reason. “He looks 10 years younger,” she told The Daily Astorian. “It’s a very happy moment for us. It’s a very happy moment for the whole nation.”

[tda / tdb / image: mediaite.]

What a coincidence that his beard ended up looking like Osama’s.

Reblogged: technipol

Posted: 5:41 PM
I audibly laughed at how ridiculous this ad is. I mean… seriously?
lovingkatie:

I found this while cutting coupons today. Clearly the people at Mr. Clean believe a woman’s place is in home cleaning. How did their marketing team not think this was offensive?
*EDIT
Yes, clearly the Mr. Clean people didn’t INTEND for this to be offensive, but that’s exactly how it came off when I looked at it.

I audibly laughed at how ridiculous this ad is. I mean… seriously?

lovingkatie:

I found this while cutting coupons today. Clearly the people at Mr. Clean believe a woman’s place is in home cleaning. How did their marketing team not think this was offensive?

*EDIT

Yes, clearly the Mr. Clean people didn’t INTEND for this to be offensive, but that’s exactly how it came off when I looked at it.

Reblogged: lovingkatie

17 April 11

Reblogged: robotindisguise

28 October 10

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